Day 64: Beardy
Height: 12 inches
Weight: 8 pounds
Nickname(s): Beardy Weirdy
Today I (Catniss) got to interview a client all by myself while the rest of the agency took off for an early lunch.
Jerks didn't even think to invite me.
Just my luck too, because as soon as they drove off, 'Beardy' showed up looking for a date.
I could probably lie and tell you that he's a great guy, but I have no idea, because I couldn't concentrate on a word he was saying. All I could do was stare at the faux beard he was sporting.
What do you call a faux beard anyway? A Beardkin (half beard, half merkin), or a Beardpee (half beard, half toupee)?
And where did he get that beardkin from? I suspect he knitted it himself from the fur of rabbit carcasses he's been storing up over the past 6 months.
Gawd he's gross.
F**k this, noone is allowed to date this weirdo.