Day 55: SuckySuck
Height: 12 inches
Weight: 50 pounds
Nickname(s): Super SuckySuck
Ooh did you know that SuckySucks are so powerful they can suck up dirt and fur that you can't even see?
We had door-to-door salesguys at the Agency today. They came in for a chat about SuckySucks, and we've fallen in love.
We spent the day admiring SuckySuck, watching him as he cleaned all our carpets, curtains and couches.
The doorbell rang several times and clients tried to call us. But none of you matter to us today sorry. SuckySuck gets all our love. And no you can't date him, he's ours.