100 Days Project

Cat: 100 days of cats

Providing a dating service for cats since June 2013.

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Day 50:

Day 50: Bill

Name: Bill
Gender: Male
Height: 12 inches
Weight: 12 pounds
Nickname(s): Dracula

We sure get some weirdos here at the agency. Yesterday we had a visit from Bill, who thinks he's a vampire. When we pointed out to him that all cats ate meat and blood products and had pointy teeth, he still insisted that he was vampiric in nature.

Uh huh ...

Bill describes his hobbies as "Stalking Sookie, being Lillith incarnate, and playing poker with Erik." Don't ask us who those people are, we have no idea either. And frankly, none of us wanted to ask too many questions.

Bill is looking for a lover of any gender, who is "tasty and undiscriminating". With this alarming description, Bill vanished into the night, and that was the end of our interview.

If you'd like to go on a date with Bill, please use the keywords 'True Blood'.