100 Days Project

Cat: 100 days of cats

Providing a dating service for cats since June 2013.

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Day 47:

Day 47: Roger

Name: Roger
Gender: Male
Height: 10 inches
Weight: 10 pounds
Nickname(s): Smokey Joe

Today I was sitting outside my favourite cafe eating my lunch. The sun was shining, the birds were singing ... and then all of a sudden a giant puff of smoke came wafting towards me


Yeah, I could have moved, but I had the BEST seat and my food had just arrived and it looked delicious. So I took matters into my own hands, and offered the smoker a deal - put out the ciggie, and in exchange we'll profile him and help him find a date....

Meet Roger. Yes, that was the best photo we could get of him. Even after he'd put the cigarette out, the smoke cloud still hung around.

Roger describes his hobbies as chewing gum, smoking and collecting stamps. He's looking for a "Mega babe, with straight white teeth, and tiny boobies."

Enough about him, I'm getting back to my lunch now.

If you'd like to go on a date with Roger, please use the keyword 'Pollution'.