Day 46: Lion
Height: 4 foot
Weight: 260 pounds
A life lived feeling like the odd one out has left Lion with low self-esteem. This huge man-cat came to the agency looking for a kind and accepting woman to cuddle with and eventually bear his children.
"I've always been big" said Lion "Some of my siblings used to tease me and say that I was adopted because I don't look like anyone in the family. But it's not true, my mum is ginger. She's only 12 inches tall, but she said I take after my grandfather who was a very tall man. I've never seen any photos of grandad, but mum said I'm the spitting image of him at this age."
Lion may look ferocious, but he's a big pussy cat on the inside. "My favourite thing to do in the whole wide world is to sing" he said "any love song will do. My favourites are hits by Peter Cetera and Bryan Adams." Indeed, after listening to Lion sing a few tunes, our office girls were swooning at Lions feet.
Asked to describe his ideal woman, Lion said "I'm a sucker for petite 'gals. A foxy blonde would be nice, and if she's a great singer that would be awesome, 'cos than we can do duets."
If you'd like to go on a date with Lion, please use the keywords 'Different species'.