Day 43: Granny
Height: 7 inches
Weight: 5 pounds
Nickname(s): Nana, Nan
She's about 109 years old, waif-like and blind in one eye, but Granny still loves to get about, and particularly likes visiting her favourite granddaughter (who just happens to be our intern).
We offered to find Granny a date for Bingo night this week. She seemed keen so we started our interview ...
Interivewer: "Granny, what are you looking for in a date?"
Granny: "Well dear, I do love that shade of lilac you're wearing by the way.... What I'm looking for in a date is someone who still has a bit of get up and go and ...zzzzzzzzzzz"
Granny promptly fell asleep and that was the end of the interview.
If you'd like to go on a date with Granny, please use the keyword 'Elderly'.