100 Days Project

Cat: 100 days of cats

Providing a dating service for cats since June 2013.

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Day 42:

Day 42: Nicky Whatshisface

Name: Nicky Whatshisface
Gender: Male
Height: 20 inches
Weight: 30 pounds
Nickname(s): Don

After reading Officer Geoffrey's profile (refer day 41) on our agency site last night, Nicky Whatshisface came a-calling.

Nicky, otherwise known as our neighbourhood overlord was unimpressed to find that we were yet to profile him or his 'corporation' on our site.

"If you think you can run this joint without my involvement, you can forgeddaboutit" he said.

I have to say, I find Nicky Whatshisface to be a little bit scary. We've been paying him protection money for 3 months now, and it's with good reason. Noone messes with the Don without coming away with a few chunks of fur displaced or a missing tail.

Anyway, back to the profile ...

Nicky would like us to find a date to take to his next 'sit-down'. "I need a gal who can look pretty sittin' on my knee. Dem wiseguys need to know that the boss still has what it takes to pull."

If you're from the right family, Nicky says he'll even be willing to "make a marriage".

If you'd like to go on a date with Nicky , please use the keywords 'Boss'.