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Day 35:

Day 35: Milly

Name: Milly
Gender: Female
Height: 5 inches
Weight: 2.5 pounds
Nickname(s): Snips
Star sign: Libra

Upon opening the door to the agency this morning we were startled to find a very young lady sitting on the doorstep.

Turns out Milly had lost her mummy. So in a break from matchmaking, we thought we'd ask our loyal followers to help us find Milly's mum.

"My mummy is tall, and she wears high shoes like ladders and red lipstick" said Milly "She cuts people's hair and she makes them look pretty. When I'm a big girl mummy says that I can cut people's hair too! My mummy is really pretty and she's really nice to me, she lets me sleep on her bed and she gives me lots of cuddles and she even lets me lick the plate after her dinner. I love my mummy."

Not much of a description to go on we know. We asked Milly how she'd managed to lose her mummy "Mummy was cutting a big man's hair and he was reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyy hairy. There was hair all over the floor and it was really soft and fluffy so I lay down on the hair and went night nights. And then when I woke up the fluffy was gone and all I could smell was stinky garbage, and I was cold and I couldn't find my mummy." Milly burst into tears and her little body started shaking.

James, our receptionist, who is easily the biggest wuss we've ever met also started crying in sympathy.

If Milly's mummy is reading this, please phone the agency as soon as possible, James's crying is getting on our nerves and it's past Milly's bed time!