100 Days Project

Cat: 100 days of cats

Providing a dating service for cats since June 2013.

Are you a feline looking for a date? Email me your details and you might feature on the blog .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)

Day 30:

Day 30: Kiki

Name: Kiki
Gender: Female
Height: 8 inches
Weight: 5 pounds
Nickname(s): Keekers, Squeaky, Stinky, Keeks

Kiki has a troubled past. Rescued as a kitten from a fat Mexican lady wearing a muumuu , Kiki has never truly adapted to freedom.

Kiki has two modes:
1. friendly, cuddly and sociable, or;
2. balls to the wall, freaking the f**k out.

It's not easy being around Kiki, her issues mean she requires a special level of patience, that not all potential dates will be capable of.

We asked Kiki what she was looking for in a potential lover and she replied "Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee .... don't send me back to Mexicooooooooooooooooooo ... oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

After we reassured her that we were here to help her find a date (as she'd requested when she made her initial appointment with us), and not a return ticket to captivity, she settled down. "I'm looking for a fun-loving, carefree chap who likes to relax and watch the world go by."

This kind of sounds like the opposite of Kiki huh? Hopefully opposites will attract!

Before she left, Kiki posed for her photograph. As the flash went off she climbed the wall (shredding the wallpaper as she climbed) and hung upside down from the lightshade screaming "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the light, it burnsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss."

If you'd like to go on a date with Kiki, please use the keyword 'troubled'.