Day 23: Druss
Name: Druss the Legend
Gender: Male (neutered
Height: 12 inches
Weight: 15 pounds
Star sign: Pisces
Druss came to see us today because he's desperate for a cuddle. Yes, you read that right. He's not interested in dating, just cuddling.
Druss isn't a picky guy either. Whether you're old, young, male, female, organic or secretly robotic, Druss will love you. Maybe even a little too much ...
We asked Druss to describe his ideal date "I want someone to loooooooooooooooooooooooveeeee me and cuddle me. Hey, will you guys be my cuddle buddies? I promise to love you forever." At this point, the three of us conducting the interview stepped back a bit, sensing an imminent snugglefest. Druss didn't seem to mind though, and immediately latched himself on to our intern, drooling slightly and purring at an inappropriately loud volume.
An hour later, Druss was still attached to the intern so we left them to it. Our intern reported later that she'd only managed to escape his affections in the early hours of the morning by pretending she needed to visit the loo and escaping out the bathroom window.
If you'd like to go on a date with Druss, please use the keyword 'Needy'.