Day 21: Hellspawn
Height: 8 inches
Weight: 6 pounds
Nickname(s): Tiny terrorist
Star sign: Capricorn
Despite her name, Hellspawn is a friendly (although frighteningly hyperactive) young lady.
Hellspawn, a stunt double for 'Tazzy' of Loony Tunes fame, is searching for a man-friend who enjoys running, jumping, fast motorbike rides and pranking.
Prospective partners, should be warned that Hellspawn's attention span is somewhat limited. While we were interviewing her she sprinted away several times to 'dookie' nearby cats on the nose, pulling a few tails and swiping at whiskers along the way. Needless to say, Hellspawn didn't make many friends in that restaurant.
We asked Hellspawn what she had to offer a prospective partner, and she responded "I'm craaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzyyyyy good fun. I'm fit, I'm hot, I run fast, I eat fast, I poop fast ... wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah baby". Hellspawn's tail stub quivered with excitement as she talked, and her tongue also started furiously wiggling, as though to escape her mouth. "Take me on baby! Take me onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"
If you'd like to go on a date with Hellspawn, please use the keyword 'Psyched'.