Day 15: Mr Cat
Name: Mr Cat
Gender: Female (neutered)
Height: 8 inches
Weight: 8 pounds
Nickname(s): Daddy's little princess
Star sign: Scorpio
Mr Cat is in fact a lady (we were confused by the name too!). She came to us not to find a date for herself but to find a date for her housemate Kristi.
"Phil and I have been together for years. Phil never minded that we weren't the same species. I was always his special little princess."
"Recently this horrible young lady called Kristi has wormed her way into our relationship. It started innocently enough ... she'd pop round for an hour or so and give me a pat. Of course I bit her when Phil wasn't looking, but generally I didn't pay her much attention."
"I thought she would just be a flight of fancy that Phil would eventually tire of. But I was wrong! And that's why I'm here. I need to get rid of Kristi! This marriage has become crowded."
"I'm sure Kristi would be just perfect for some other bloke. She's nice looking, well groomed and I've never seen her scratching for fleas. Please someone take her away from my darling Phil!"
If you'd like to go on a date with Kristi, please use the keywords 'third wheel'.