Day 14: Jasper
Gender: Male (Freshly neutered)
Height: 10 inches
Weight: 10 pounds
Star sign: Cancer
Young Jasper is a man-about-town. He's well known on the streets of Hamilton as the go-to-guy for getting knocked up.
Jasper came to visit us wearing a plastic cone and started the conversation by saying "I'm not feeling myself at the moment, I feel like something's missing."
Jasper is looking for someone special to cheer him up after some recent surgery. "I don't really know what the surgery was, but when I woke up I felt really different. I haven't sprayed on the armchair at home in at least two days. Something's happened, and I'm not sure I'm happy about it."
As Jasper turned to leave our meeting room, we noticed that something indeed was missing. Looks like his parenting days are over.
If you'd like to go on a date with Jasper, please use the keywords 'No nads'.